Have you ever been fishing
On a bright and sunny day?
(Pretend to cast fishing rod)

When all the little fishies
Swimmin' up and down the bay?
(Swim with hands)

With your hands in your pockets,
And your pockets in your pants,
(Put hands in pockets)

And all the little fishies do the
Hootchy Kootchy dance!
(Wiggle hips and do a little dance)
Have you ever been fishing
on a hot and sunny day
And you're sitting on a bench
and the bench gives way,
Aith an alligator snapping
at the seat of your pants,
And all the little fishies do the
hootchy kootchy dance.

Have you ever been fishing
on a cold, cold day
And seen all the little fishies
frozen solid in the bay,
With your hands in your pockets
and your pockets in your pants
And it's way too cold to
do the hootchy kootchy dance.

Have you ever been fishing
 on a rainy, rainy day,
And seen all the little fishies
with umbrellas in the bay,
With your hands in your pockets
and your pockets on your pants,
All the little fishies do
 the hootchy kootchy dance.

Have you ever been fishing
on a hot and cold day,
And seen all the little fishies
all confused in the bay,
With your hands in your pockets
and your pockets in your pants,
And they're too confused
to do the hootchy kootchy dance.